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ESPN FC’s Sid Lowe says it’s still early, but he fully expects Real Madrid to make a big push to generate money from player sales this summer. Alejandro Moreno examines Real Madrid’s projected starting XI for next season and says additional signings are still needed to bolster the squad. Steve Nicol decides which players Zinedine
Gab Marcotti points to the performances of Angel Di Maria, Sergio Aguero and Lionel Messi while examining where Argentina fell short against Colombia. Argentina’s shock loss to Colombia scuppered our weekend treble as Lionel Messi once again failed to shine for the Albiceleste. Defending Copa America champions Chile begin their campaign this week when they
ESPN FC’s Shaka Hislop and Ale Moreno share the same sentiments that Neymar’s rainbow vs. Angers was both filthy and unnecessary. Paris Saint-Germain chairman and CEO Nasser Al-Khelaifi has said that the French champions will no longer tolerate superstar attitudes from their biggest players after a forgettable 2018-19 season. PSG moved to replace sporting director
ESPN FC’s Alejandro Moreno sifts through the latest transfer rumours, including where Matthijs de Ligt will land in the summer transfer window. Wellington Phoenix have replaced the A-League’s most prolific player with one of the unluckiest after the recruitment of defender Luke DeVere. Central defender DeVere will effectively cover the departure of Phoenix skipper Andrew
ESPN FC’s Alejandro Moreno sifts through the latest transfer rumours, including where Matthijs de Ligt will land in the summer transfer window. Veteran defender Andrew Durante’s move to new A-League club Western United has been confirmed. Wellington Phoenix captain Durante departed the New Zealand-based club earlier this month after 11 seasons and will join former
PARIS — The United States can’t officially clinch a place as the best team in its World Cup group until later this week, but it used Sunday’s game against Chile to show that even its second team is among the best in the world. Despite wholesale changes to the starting lineup that routed Thailand, the
11:25 AM ET Sweden celebrate their win. CHRISTOPHE SIMON/AFP/Getty Images Sweden produced a breathtaking display of attacking football to thrash Thailand 5-1 in Nice on Sunday and book their place in the Women’s World Cup round of 16. Thailand, coming off a record 13-0 loss to defending champions United States in their Group F opener, conceded
ESPN FC’s Alejandro Moreno sifts through the latest transfer rumours, including where Matthijs de Ligt will land in the summer transfer window. Melbourne City still don’t have a senior coach for next A-League season but they’ve signed their second foreign player in Craig Noone. The 31-year-old English attacking midfielder and winger has joined from crisis-hit
To watch 2019 Copa America, sign up for ESPN+. To watch the 2019 Copa America, sign up for ESPN+. Gab Marcotti points to the performances of Angel Di Maria, Sergio Aguero and Lionel Messi while examining where Argentina fell short against Colombia. To watch 2019 Copa America, sign up for ESPN+. The FC crew discuss