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Mexican club Monterrey completed one of the more surprising transfers this week by signing striker Vincent Janssen from Tottenham.
The Netherlands international had a terrible time in England, scoring just two Premier League goals in three seasons, but his previous goal-scoring exploits for AZ Alkmaar explain why Los Rayados are convinced he is the man to help them improve on last season’s semifinal appearances in both the Apertura and Clausura championships.
As for Janssen’s decision? Sure, joining the reigning CONCACAF Champions League holders was a factor and yes, the chance to live in a different culture on a new continent is not to be sniffed at.
But we reckon the real draw for Janssen will have been the chance to play his home games at the Estadio BBVA Bancomer, looking up at the stunning Cerro de la Silla mountain.
And that is all the excuse we need to bring you some more of football’s most stunning stadium views.
Holding on to what he’s got
You’re not going to trick Arsenal defender Rob Holding that easily…
One Spurs fan thought he’d get himself a unique object — an Arsenal signature on a Tottenham shirt.
What’s that you’re Holding? 🤔
Never gonna get @RobHolding95 like that ❌✍️😂
🇺🇸 #ArsenalinUSA pic.twitter.com/B1Fx5pN01B
— Arsenal FC (@Arsenal) July 23, 2019
But just like he does when opposition strikers enter the penalty box, Holding closed it down.